Thursday, May 01, 2008

I am.....I said

Dear Brooke:
I'm sorry you got kicked off last night. But you have to admit - the "monkees" song was really not your best. (Loved the piano number though).
But now that you have time on your hands..........how about coming to Arkansas and hanging out with me? Bring your husband too! We could have so much fun. You need some meat on your bones so I would take you out to eat at all my favorite spots and make you lots of Paula Deen desserts (I'm thinking Ooey Gooey Double chocolate butter cake). And you could help me with my hair (I could write poems about how great your hair is!). And we could go shopping together - I really like your style. And then we could watch sad movies and look at sad blogs and cry together because I've noticed we are both a little "teary". And we could drive around with the windows down and sing real loud and no one would criticize!
Yes - I just know that we would be BFF!!!
Love,
Kelly
P.S. Please vote for David Cook. He is the BEST!!!!

P.P.S. Thank you for all of your dress votes! You have REALLY helped me. I think I'm going to go with #5 or something similar. Definetely brown. Because it's like the new black. And it's my favorite color. And I think my mom is wearing some shade of brown so our family pictures will look better that way! (and my brother cracked me up with his suggestion - he said it was a wedding so to just go ahead and wear my wedding dress! ha!)

29 comments:

Shelley said...

you are so funny... My first thought when she was voted off was - Poor Kelly!

Megan L Hutchings said...

You are hilarious! I LOVE the letter to Brooke. Could you sign my name to it as well? Definitely voting for David Cook!!!!! He has to win!

YAY!!!!! #5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deidre said...

Ha! Love the letter. And, YES I hope David Cook wins!!!

Heather said...

You're so funny. I have to admit, I, too, was a little "teary" when Brooke got voted off last night. I forgot to ask you yesterday, but where did you find dress number 3?

JKW said...

Oh yummy..why did you have to mention that cake..why..why..lol:) Yippee for #5! Sorry..I don't watch AI..so no comment there:)

Jenna said...

It is times like these that I KNOW we would be great friends in real life. This letter is so funny! But I am so with you...and bless her heart, it hurt me to see her so upset!

Yay for #5!

Caroline said...

hahahhah Kelly you are sooo funny!!!!! ok that butter whatever cake sounds amazing!!!!!!!!


YEAH YEAH YEAH FOR #5!!!!! you will look amazing and beautiful as ever!!!!!!!

The Garners said...

Loved your letter. I think she seems like such a sweet person, and she does have the prettiest hair ever! Her hair looks great curly and straight--how lucky is she! It has to be the Davids on finale night. I need to start voting, I guess.

Mandy said...

You are so funny!! I love the letter. I loved Brooke and how genuine she is! I am pulling for David Cook now too!!

Jenny said...

Just wanted to let you know that I LOVE your blog. I found it through a friend. I will definitely be back!
Have a great day!!!!!

Welcome to Our Lives... said...

I loved Brooke, too! She is so guinuine and pure. Yes, you do know Tommy, because his sister is Alyson. I think she went to OBU- is that right?

Julia said...

Yes, I loved your brother's suggestion as well, haha!

I would love it if you could feed this girl some Paula Deen ooey gooey butter somethin'!!!

Hayden characterized her song as "hokey." We knew that was the nail in the coffin.

Lauren said...

I love Brooke too! She is just such a sweet girl. I was so sad she was voted off.

I hope you have a nice day!

Laurie said...

I am so sad that Brooke is gone. She was one of my favorite contestants ever! It won't be the same this Tuesday night.

Amy Metz Walker said...

The letter to Brooke was HILARIOUS. I agree...the girl needs to eat more!

Faith said...

You are so funny! Love this! I didn't watch last night because I was too busy playing with my new toy, but saw that she was voted off when I got onto my homepage this morning...so sad. I'll have to go back and watch the waterworks though, I've heard all about it!

Anonymous said...

You are not in the wedding???

Shalie said...

Yay for dress #5!! It will be precious on you!

Rebecca & Sam said...

so here is my question why is jason still on there????!!! what is wrong with america? he was safe over brooke last night. i agree with all your statements about her songs, but he did nothing original this week! nothing! i vote for david cook!!!! love him!!!
can you put my name on the letter too? i think we would be friends too!!

Angie said...

Count me in with you, Brooke and the others! I loved her too and I'll miss her. Doesn't she seem like an everybody's-best-friend kind of girl?

tootie said...

Brooke does seem really down-to-earth. I bet she would be a good friend. Let us know if you 2 become BFF :)

Lindsey said...

Loved the letter. Too funny, but one question? Got room for one more--haha!!! I'm def in if a Paula Deen dessert is to be served:)

sunflowerseeds said...

David Cook is DEFINITELY the best! Maybe if he wins, it will "redeem" the tragic loss of Chris Daughtry a few seasons back!

E.B. in Tennessee said...

I felt bad for Brooke, too -- she seems like such a sweet girl. I think a visit to see you is just the pick-me-up she needs! I'm also a David Cook fan. He rocks!

Shannon said...

When do you leave for your vacation? We leave Thursday and are so excited!

Nicole M Wood said...

So I have fallen out of the chair, because I was laughing so hard. You crack me up. This was a great way to start the morning.

I love dress 5, I hate picking out what to wear, not only for big events but for everyday. I miss the days where my mother picked out my outfit. I always looked soo cute.

Julie said...

I felt awful for Brooke!!! I just wanted to reach through the TV and hug her. I had a feeling she wouldn't make it to the end and I'm not sure I thought she should but I loved her. I loved her personality and I loved her fashion too. Not too racy but not too bland either!!

Funny post!! Bryan laughed when I read it outloud to him!!!

ACC-mom said...

You're too cute...I can barely stand it. :)

Heather said...

Very funny letter..I also think brown would look beautiful on you at the wedding. Love all the dressed you chose.